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               HOW DO I GET MY HANDS ON AN E-JOURNAL?   
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  <gopher>    In which a pesky rodent becomes your best friend.
 
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                       <veronica>  A gopher's best friend
                      
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  <Usenet>    In which you will owe a debt to anarchists and anarchy.
 

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  <Listserv>  In which you will learn to drink from a firehose, and like it!
 

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  <FTP>       In which you will be regaled with techno-gibberish.
 
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                       <archie>    FTP Space's best friend.
                      
